The Girl With A Brown Bag

“Oh my God oh my God oh my God! This feels good… wait, what? Not now!

She is in no hurry. The noise from her shoes has stopped. Oh, there she goes again. Her phone is ringing. Why must it be right now?

‘Hi…no way!Hahahaha…alafu…I told you so…are you in or out?…Good for you…ni kimbelembele tu…yeap,kwanza if her bosses are there…Do you think I could tell you akiwa karibu?…Hapana but niliskia ameongezewa pesa…hataki!…Eeehh, ujinga in the name of pride…Hahaha, hata mimi nasema si wanipatie hizo pesa…aah!kila mtu husema hivo at the beginning…sawa,acha nitakupigia nikitoka.’

At least that is done. Can she go now? The door is opening. Did she lock it? What do I care? Is that the other door?

‘Nimekuletea zile poa leo.’

‘Hivo ndivyo wewe husema kila time. Acha nizione.’

‘Unaona fabric vile ni soft?But hizi utahave kuongeza kiasi.’

‘Nimekununulia mingi sana, kamoja hakatafanya tukosane.’

Oh, she’s selling them. I thought they just had a deal where they shared stuff. Why are they still here? They can do this later, right?

‘Unauzaje?’

Seriously?! Just what I needed, another female with extra coins

‘Si expe.’

‘Labda next month. Ni poa.’

Finally!! They can leave now. How much did she sell to the first girl? I zoned out.

They are opening the door. They are leaving…

‘I told you, I don’t like it at all.’

…don’t let anyone else in. Please just go.

‘I think you are reading things that are not there.’

‘He doesn’t touch me anymore. I’m I that bad?’

I guess she’s being cheated on. Is it a husband or boyfriend?

‘Mike is not interested in another woman.’

What is Mike?

‘I want to believe you.’

Oh honey, your voice is annoying enough to push anyone away. Especially me at this moment. Go away!

‘Did I ever tell you…’

You can tell her later. Right now you need to go. I can’t listen to this.

‘…oh babe, I want you too. Are we still meeting tonight?’

When did this happen? Why is she here? Oh,God!

‘I know…really? What else will you do to me?’

Madam, you are not alone here.

‘All you do is talk.’

A below average boyfriend, huh? You deserve it and I don’t even know you.

‘I’ll show you how I like it…as long as he never finds out…I know he’s your friend.’

Scandal!!

‘He almost caught us last week…I’m not being paranoid, he was asking too many questions…I know, it excites me too…hihihi, okay’

‘Listen, I have to go…see you tonight, right?…bye, kisses’

Phone is finally off. Now will you please go?Door is opening.Door closes.

Finally!!!Aki hiyo mutura ya jana haikua imekauka. This is going to hurt…mmmmhhh, feels so good after such a long time. Is that the door?

‘Good God!People here are really sick!!Are they still alive? My pee can wait’

Door closes.

Now I have to wait a few minutes before leaving the bathrooms. On the plus side, all that juice on my co-workers was worth it.